Dinner chez Don Pedro was, as might well have been expected, a quite hideous affair. Even the process of getting ready proved to be something of a chore. Upon retiring to my room, I discovered that, as part of his hostly duties, the Governor had seen fit to provide me with a personal maid from among his staff. This might have been his idea of doing me a good turn but it was one that, quite frankly, I could have done without. There may be lots of people who enjoy being waited on hand and foot but, in my admittedly rather limited experience, I generally find it quite awkward and would really rather just be left to put on my own pants, thank-you very much.
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